B. Y. E
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
I feel sorry for straight ppl bc they dont experience the emotion that is “im so gay”
when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person
If you were here I’d be vegan because the only thing I’d be eating is you.
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3
THIS POST IS MY CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT
someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live
no really, it’s in construction
it’s coming along nicely
they put up the flags
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?